{"id":2204,"date":"2025-03-06T13:00:37","date_gmt":"2025-03-06T13:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/06\/bloated-aliens-could-take-over-earth\/"},"modified":"2025-03-06T13:00:38","modified_gmt":"2025-03-06T13:00:38","slug":"bloated-aliens-could-take-over-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/06\/bloated-aliens-could-take-over-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"Bloated aliens could take over Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>2025-03-06 13:00:37<\/b><br \/>\n<BR>Earth could be invaded by bloated aliens.<BR><br \/>\nScientists are concerned that the human race could be &#8220;wiped out&#8221; by extraterrestrials that resemble the slobbish &#8216;Star Wars&#8217; villain Jabba the Hutt.<BR><br \/>\nProfessor Tim Coulson, a biologist at Oxford University, says it is &#8220;perfectly rational&#8221; to assume alien life exists somewhere in the universe and imagines the species to be &#8220;bloated, slow-moving blobs&#8221;.<BR><br \/>\nHe said: &#8220;If intelligent aliens have developed tech to visit Earth, it is possible that centuries of reliance on it means they have become sloth-like: slow, sluggish and largely sedentary.<BR><br \/>\n&#8220;They may be bloated, slow-moving blobs &#8211; more Jabba the Hutt than Chewbacca &#8211; perhaps using robot tech to move.&#8221;<BR><br \/>\nThe expert warned that aliens landing on Earth would attempt to colonise the planet, which would put humans in serious danger.<BR><br \/>\nProfessor Coulson said: &#8220;It may be necessary to remove any species that might hinder the colonisation.&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"> Visit Bang Bizarre (main website) <\/a><br \/>\n<br \/><script src=\"https:\/\/geo.dailymotion.com\/player\/xtbac.js\" data-video=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2025-03-06 13:00:37 Earth could be invaded by bloated aliens. Scientists are concerned that the human race could be &#8220;wiped out&#8221; by extraterrestrials that resemble the slobbish &#8216;Star Wars&#8217; villain Jabba&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2205,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bizarre"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2206,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204\/revisions\/2206"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}