{"id":3514,"date":"2025-10-15T09:59:39","date_gmt":"2025-10-15T09:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/15\/woman-hires-witch-to-haunt-ex-but-gets-told-she-needs-therapy-instead\/"},"modified":"2025-10-15T09:59:41","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T09:59:41","slug":"woman-hires-witch-to-haunt-ex-but-gets-told-she-needs-therapy-instead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/15\/woman-hires-witch-to-haunt-ex-but-gets-told-she-needs-therapy-instead\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman hires witch to haunt ex &#8211; but gets told she needs therapy instead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>2025-10-15 09:59:39<\/b><br \/>\n<BR>A heartbroken woman who tried to curse her ex-boyfriend by hiring an online witch was left stunned &#8211; after the witch refused and told her to seek therapy instead.<BR><br \/>\nTallulah Rose, who goes by @tallulah.roseb on TikTok, shared how she was \u201cso down bad\u201d after a breakup that she decided to hire a witch on Etsy to \u201chaunt\u201d her ex as revenge.<BR><br \/>\nSpeaking in the now-viral clip, which has racked up thousands of views, she said: &#8220;I did what any normal person would do. I found a witch online and asked her to cast a spell on him.&#8221;<BR><br \/>\nBut instead of summoning dark forces, the witch sent back a \u201clong message\u201d explaining she wouldn\u2019t go through with the curse \u2014 and refunded her money.<BR><br \/>\nTallulah said: &#8220;She told me I needed trauma therapy. <BR><br \/>\n&#8220;She said I should look into limerence and some self-worth instead.&#8221;<BR><br \/>\nThe witch reportedly told her: &#8220;Hey girl, you are so down bad and this guy sounds so awful \u2014 I\u2019m not doing the spell, I\u2019m refunding you, and you need therapy.&#8221;<BR><br \/>\nDespite the supernatural snub, viewers praised the witch\u2019s honesty. <BR><br \/>\n\u201cThat witch just healed your soul for free,\u201d one follower commented. <BR><br \/>\nAnother added: \u201cShe cast the most powerful spell of all &#8211; self-awareness.&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"> Visit Bang Bizarre (main website) <\/a><br \/>\n<br \/><script src=\"https:\/\/geo.dailymotion.com\/player\/xtbac.js\" data-video=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2025-10-15 09:59:39 A heartbroken woman who tried to curse her ex-boyfriend by hiring an online witch was left stunned &#8211; after the witch refused and told her to seek therapy&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3485,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bizarre"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3514"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3515,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514\/revisions\/3515"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bangbizarre.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}